Our drive home for the holidays was rocked by an emergency pit stop that involved changing a diaper in the back room of a convenience store. The beast that awaited me within this dank cave is described below.
14) The Excavator
- Get out your mining hat with the little light on top, because this isn’t a diaper that’s merely changed — it’s a diaper that must be unearthed. Inexplicably caked behind layers of poo while still containing a veritable bounty of crap, you’ll go through several wipes before you even feel comfortable removing the baby’s clothes. After the arduous process is complete, you’ll want to consider torching the entire area to disinfect.
Find previous entries in our ongoing poop catalogue here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here!
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 