10) The Blockbuster
- This one is different from most of the poos encountered so far, because it’s the only one whose arrival can occasionally be predicted. Heralded by a preceding day with no poops of great substance, the Blockbuster is a magnificent spectacle, resulting in a dense layer of poop that encompasses every nook and cranny of the baby’s diaper. The poo manages to completely encircle the child once, possibly even twice over.
Wipe Rating: 10 wipes minimum needed to sufficiently clean the area. Hazmat suit optional.