The increase in Miles’s solid food consumption has brought with it a bold new horizon in baby poop! Venture with me, won’t you?
11) The Dollop
- A more cohesive poo than previously encountered, the Dollop is a quaint swirl of semi-solid excrement measuring about an inch in diameter at its base and available in a variety of shades. One or two wipes is usually enough when decontaminating the surrounding area; however, what it lacks in messiness it makes up for in stinkiness. One whiff of this will leave you wondering how something so tiny can produce an odor to put hell’s brimstone to shame.