Yesterday brought with it an exciting development in the poop department.
7) The Raptor Attack
- An attack on the unassuming, diaper-changing parent, who is likely on-guard against sudden peeing, this poop is the thing you didn’t see coming. Pure liquid, projectile poop, it spews forth at a rate too fast to counter. You were doomed and you never even knew it.
As a bonus, my son managed to pee in his own hair today. Every day is magical!