As Miles has gotten older (and as evidenced in the previous installment of this ongoing catalogue), he’s getting pretty good at naming the various styles of poop he’s contending with. This one showed up last night.
18) Monkey Poop
- I’m not sure why we’re going with “monkey,” but Miles seems pretty confident about it. Brought on by a tummy ache, Monkey Poop is characterized by two distinct textures. First, a bed of lighter, soft serve-style swirl of brown poo. And atop that, a darker, more solid log, perched almost like…a monkey in a tree. Ah, now I get it. For what it’s worth, I would’ve probably called this one “The Variety Pack.”
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