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Year 4, Day 332

As they slowly learn how to fully utilize their environment, most kids try to figure out how to reach cookie jars or candy dishes. All my kid wants to do is eat every apple in the house in one sitting. I wish I could say this was a work in-progress, but he's actually "finished" eating. … Continue reading Year 4, Day 332 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment January 23, 2022February 25, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 192

We all got up bright and early today so Jaclyn could participate in her first 10K (!), Charlotte's Around the Crown race. Miles in particular was really excited to go...until he learned that he wasn't going to be able to run with Mommy. He took the news predictably well. Nevertheless, once the race started and … Continue reading Year 4, Day 192 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment September 5, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 171

Vacation is obviously a time for relaxation. ...just look at this kid. But it isn't all fun and games, and Miles was once again put to work this evening. This time, he was tasked with picking peaches, and he executed this zealously, darting around amid showering fruit, wholly unconcerned by the potential for getting beaned … Continue reading Year 4, Day 171 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment August 15, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 80

About a week ago, Jaclyn sent me a text reading, "Did you want to go strawberry picking at all?" This being, to the best of my recollection, the very first time we've ever discussed it, I replied, "Do you seriously think that's something I've ever given one second of thought to?" Anyway, this morning we … Continue reading Year 4, Day 80 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment May 16, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 66

Miles does his impression of The Godfather (1972).

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment May 2, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 3, Day 62

While I was cleaning up from dinner tonight, I glanced out the window and spotted a cat in the backyard. Knowing Miles would be interested, I called to him. "Miles! There's a cat outside! Want to see?" He got up from his seat at his table and hurried over. I scooped him up, but by … Continue reading Year 3, Day 62 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment April 27, 2020May 3, 2020 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 357

I don't particularly enjoy grocery shopping. The best relationships, though, are ones where one partner makes up for the weaknesses in the other. With this in mind, I am fortunate to have a wife who, at the very least, doesn't mind grocery shopping.That's not to say I don't pull myself up by the bootstraps occasionally … Continue reading Year 2, Day 357 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment February 17, 2020February 22, 2020 2 Minutes

Year 2, Day 338

After he finished his banana last night, Miles's babysitter correctly observed that the banana was "all gone." Miles quickly stood, stepped to the kitchen, and offered a counter-argument.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment January 29, 2020February 4, 2020 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 336

I remember a time, as a small child in elementary school, when my dad dropped me off in his Toyota station wagon (a car he would end up holding onto long enough that it eventually earned the nickname "The Sludgemobile," but that's another story). We pulled up to the school, and my nose was running … Continue reading Year 2, Day 336 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment January 27, 2020February 3, 2020 1 Minute
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