Year 5, Day 151

For those wondering, last night at roughly 4:30 AM, Miles executed his Jar-Jar Binks plan. I don’t think Jaclyn ever mistook him for “a criminal” as Miles had hoped, but she DID scream at the top of her lungs and, in the next moment, admonish her giggling son for this unholy sleep disruption It was an awful way for both of us to wake up and, as impossible as it might seem, Jar-Jar Binks has somehow never been more annoying.