Today was Father’s Day, and I awoke to a Miles who was very eager to give me the card he personally selected.
He also gave me a card he had made at school, which featured some of the most human-looking figures he’s ever drawn.
Maybe it was the praise that we heaped upon Miles’s artwork, but he immediately changed his tune about what the day was, who the cards belonged to, and who exactly was being celebrated. Can you guess who Miles decided today was really in honor of?
Well, with that made clear, I agreed to make Miles a card of his own, provided he allowed me to keep the other cards.
So, while I would like to wish everyone a Happy Father’s Day, I’m afraid I must instead bid you all a Happy Miles Day.