I was in an adjacent room while Miles was using the potty today. About two minutes in, he called out, “Dad! Let me show you this!”
I was relieved because this likely meant that he had finally gone poop for the day. However, I was understandably less than eager to go in and look at it, ESPECIALLY if he thought this one was particularly worth looking at.
“Miles,” I said, “I don’t want to see your poop.”
“You gotta look!” he said. “Because THIS is HUMONGOUS!”
No denying…he’s my son.
And YEAH, I LOOKED. It was pretty humongous.
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 