There’s a scene in a classic flashback episode of The Simpsons in which Homer is playing with baby Bart, pretending to grab his nose.
“Got your nose!”
“Got your wallet!” Bart replies, snatching the wallet from Homer’s pocket and running immediately to the toilet, where he flushes it.
Anyway, I was folding laundry today when Miles’s voice came from the hallway. “Oh, daddy…!”
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 