During his bath tonight, Miles summoned me to the bathroom so he could give me a “beverage” he referred to as “scrambled egg juicy water.” In reality, what he handed me was a small cup of bathwater, but I honestly can’t decide which seems less appealing.
And yes, of course I pretended to drink it. And yes, Miles laughed his head off when I pretended to gag on it.
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 