This morning, we joined our friends George, Sam, Franklin, and Leeanne for breakfast and, mostly, so we could all put Miles and his contemporary, Audrey, on the floor and intently watch them interact with each other like we were watching a Bachelorette finale or something.
Audrey cooed, and Miles…well, made some zombie sounds at her. And, as you can see below, Miles then learned some tough life lessons. (NOTE: I’m not sure if the lesson was about a woman taking half of everything you have or about sharing your…footwear? Either way, I have to believe he learned something.)
One lesson I can pretty confidently say WASN’T learned? Don’t eat shoes.
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 