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Year 4, Day 361

Tonight, I wanted to test drive the pizza stone my parents got us for Christmas, and the entire family got down on this one. I rolled the dough out into individual portions, then let Jaclyn and, yes, even Miles top their pizzas as they saw fit. Miles started by piling all the cheese...right in the … Continue reading Year 4, Day 361 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment February 21, 2022March 1, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 350

When preparing to leave for our morning commute, I glanced at the kitchen countertop and noticed that two items from Miles's rock collection were sitting up there. "Hey," I said, pointing. "Uh, what is this?" Jaclyn snatched them up and held them out to Miles. "Miles!" she said. "What did I tell you about these … Continue reading Year 4, Day 350 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment February 10, 2022February 25, 2022 1 Minute

Year 3, Day 163

Tonight, Miles walked into the kitchen, yelled, "Mickey Mouse!", pulled his underwear off, then tore ass all over the house butt-naked.That's it. That's the whole post.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment August 6, 2020August 10, 2020 1 Minute

Year 3, Day 88

A couple weeks ago, I wrote about Miles helping his mother unload groceries. Well, he's finally bringing those groceries to the actual kitchen. Of course, he's bringing them in one at a time, but progress is progress.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment May 23, 2020May 29, 2020 1 Minute

Year 3, Day 74

Jaclyn came home from grocery shopping today with several bags to unload. Miles, being a dutiful son, decided to help her unpack it all... ...right in front of the door, on the opposite end of the house from the kitchen.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment May 9, 2020May 13, 2020 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 338

After he finished his banana last night, Miles's babysitter correctly observed that the banana was "all gone." Miles quickly stood, stepped to the kitchen, and offered a counter-argument.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment January 29, 2020February 4, 2020 1 Minute

Day 330

We moved into a house back in October, and yet there's still a lot of work to be done (primarily in "my" room, where the boxes have accumulated). The holidays and abrupt trips out of town have resulted in this room getting neglected for far too long, which is why I've been looking forward to … Continue reading Day 330 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment January 22, 2019January 28, 2019 2 Minutes
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