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Year 3, Day 188

While we're still largely keeping Miles's time outside the house limited to daycare and playing in the yard, we're doing our best to make sure he stays in touch with his friends elsewhere in the world. Yesterday, Miles chatted with his Canadian pen pal, Eamon. They were able to discuss their mutual love of Elmo. … Continue reading Year 3, Day 188 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment August 31, 2020September 8, 2020 1 Minute

Year 3, Day 19

I made cookies last night, and it didn't take long for Miles to figure out where they were being kept. He also wanted to make sure his friends, one of whom you may have heard has an affinity for cookies, was able to get down on them.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment March 15, 2020March 17, 2020 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 323

Parenthood takes you to some confusing places. You're frequently confronted with questions you never considered before, like "What's the longest amount of time a human can go without sleeping?" and "What's the easiest way to get poop off the ceiling?" Nothing opens up these floodgates quite like potty training. We've all been doing it so … Continue reading Year 2, Day 323 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment January 14, 2020January 23, 2020 2 Minutes

Year 2, Day 277

Miles awoke from a nap today to find that Jaclyn and I had gone out with our visiting European friends and had left him in the care of my parents. Perhaps because he doesn't get to see them quite so often, he's always a little skittish when we take him back to see his grandparents. … Continue reading Year 2, Day 277 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment November 29, 2019December 4, 2019 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 258

Miles has hit a new milestone recently, as he's started using two-word sentences to communicate with us. So far we've heard, "More egg," and (of course), "Need Elmo*," but I'm frankly a little surprised (and relieved) that we haven't heard, "Hell no," yet. * We're going to have to start clarifying "wants" vs. "needs" soon … Continue reading Year 2, Day 258 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment November 10, 2019November 14, 2019 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 245

This weekend, Miles came home from his grocery store trip with a pair of Elmo slippers. He was...excited about these. He didn't want to take the slippers off for bed last night, which I allowed, but he was EXTREMELY incensed to discover he couldn't wear them to school this morning. When it was time to … Continue reading Year 2, Day 245 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment October 28, 2019October 31, 2019 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 232

This morning, as usual, Miles insisted on listening to some Sesame Street music on the way to daycare. The music started up again automatically once I got back in the car after dropping him off, to results I can at best describe as unnerving and, at worst, unequivocally chilling.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment October 15, 2019October 21, 2019 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 227

Every time Miles gets in the car, some form of the following conversation happens between us: Me: "Do you want to listen to some music?" Miles: (clicks tongue, nods) Me: "How about some Barenaked Ladies?" Miles: "Elmo." Me: "The Beatles?" Miles: "Elmo." Me: "Weird Al?" Miles: "Elmo." Me: "The Stones? How about the Stones?" Inevitably, … Continue reading Year 2, Day 227 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment October 10, 2019October 11, 2019 3 Minutes

Year 2, Day 143

When your son uses whatever he can get his hands on to try conjuring Elmo.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 18, 2019July 19, 2019 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 136

Despite yesterday's post, Miles had little choice today other than to accept me as his sole provider and responsible party, as his mother was in Raleigh overnight for work. As we left daycare, I did my best to fill Miles in on the current situation. "Your mom isn't here tonight." "Memmo!" he immediately replied. I … Continue reading Year 2, Day 136 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 11, 2019July 12, 2019 1 Minute

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