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Year 4, Day 150

When on a road trip, however short or long it might be, Miles always likes to be prepared. Which, in his case, means bringing a banana half as big as he is. "Daddy look at me! I'm a gorilla!" - Miles

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 25, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 149

Taking a cue from Jeff Bezos, Miles and I headed to the park today to attempt our own suborbital rocket launch. WE HAVE LIFTOFF Sadly, this rocket only went about twenty feet high. But a launch is a launch, right?

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 24, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 148

When I was three years old, one of the most pivotal television shows of my childhood debuted, one that dominated my life and fueled my imagination and interest in action figures and accessories (until the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon showed up in '87, at least): He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. It seemed … Continue reading Year 4, Day 148 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 23, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 147

When we left the house for Miles's dentist appointment today, my son had a simple request. "I want to see the dentist not put something in my mouth," he said. I shrugged. "Well, the dentist is going to have to put something in your mouth, buddy." Miles grappled with this for a moment. "No!" he … Continue reading Year 4, Day 147 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 22, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 146

I arrived home from my trivia show last night to find someone up way past his bedtime... Miles was just peering out of his window, waiting for me to pull up in the driveway. I quickly made my way upstairs to find the other half of my family was at least fast asleep. Miles was … Continue reading Year 4, Day 146 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 21, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 145

Nintendo's Mario Kart series is famous for throwing moving obstacles at players on nearly every course. When we're playing Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit, Miles manages to fill the role of "huge, moving obstacle" pretty well.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 20, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 144

Because I didn't post this the other day, Miles has completed his transformation into a diligent consumer: Why do I feel like we're going to end up with WAY more cottage cheese than we really need?

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 19, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 143

Miles discovers one of the side-effects of lollipop consumption: the color-changing tongue.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 18, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 142

We went out for lunch today, and Miles insisted that these would be the sitting arrangements: Yes, I was ordered to sit at a completely different table with my back to my family. But hey, I'll do whatever it takes for him to eat his lunch without a fuss.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 17, 2021March 21, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 141

I always knew parenthood was going to be a life-altering experience, but I remain surprised in the random, subtle ways being a father has changed me. The latest example came tonight, when my buddy Franklin and I went to see a movie (Pig starring Nicolas Cage, if you were curious). As a longtime movie theater … Continue reading Year 4, Day 141 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment July 16, 2021March 21, 2022 2 Minutes

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