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Year 4, Day 290

For my birthday this year, Jaclyn made sure she got me a bunch of plain white shirts. Exciting, right? Well thankfully there was a better present to be had soon after -- tickets to the Week 14 Falcons/Panthers game at BOA Stadium. She sent me a text with the tickets in it, and I expressed … Continue reading Year 4, Day 290 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 12, 2021February 25, 2022 2 Minutes

Year 4, Day 289

In the latest of Miles's increasingly unwieldy bedtime stories, PJ Masks villain Night Ninja had shown up at our house (or a fictionalized version of it, anyway) because he had mistaken Miles for Catboy. Although Night Ninja realized his mistake after Miles removed his Catboy mask, Miles had already called for help in the form … Continue reading Year 4, Day 289 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 11, 2021February 25, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 288

Miles serves Jaclyn at his makeshift diner counter. Yes, he set this up as soon as he woke up.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 10, 2021February 25, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 287

Before Miles would leave for daycare today, he insisted that he needed to "work out." This was the result. For those wondering, NO he didn't work out and NO he didn't clean this up himself.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 9, 2021February 25, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 286

Every year around the holidays, as all Amazon Echo owners know, our Amazonian helpmate Alexa will cease to notify us of the contents of delivered packages, lest she inadvertently spoil a Christmas surprise. It's a small detail, but I've always appreciated it, given how many of the gifts I buy for Miles and Jaclyn come … Continue reading Year 4, Day 286 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 8, 2021February 25, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 285

Trying to convince Miles to go to bed almost always involves metaphorically throwing s*** at the wall and seeing what sticks. Often, the most outlandish behaviors from us provoke the best responses. Last night, Jaclyn started doing (in her words) "a silly walk" down the hallway towards him. Sometimes Miles plays along with stuff like … Continue reading Year 4, Day 285 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 7, 2021February 25, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 284

Miles burst into the bathroom this morning as I was getting ready and, seeing that I was styling my hair, insisted that he wanted some of my forming cream. While I'd normally be fine with it, this was clearly one of those rare mornings where he had actually allowed Jaclyn to use his spray gel; … Continue reading Year 4, Day 284 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 6, 2021February 25, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 283

Miles loves learning about animals, and I was delighted to find that he discovered one of my favorites in an episode of Paw Patrol this morning. "Daddy!" he called, pointing at the TV screen. "It's a unicorn whale!" "Oh, yeah, that's a narwhal," I replied, glancing up from cleaning the kitchen. "Yeah and it's a … Continue reading Year 4, Day 283 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 5, 2021February 25, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 282

Bedtime was quite a production this evening, as Miles requested both Jaclyn and me accompany him upstairs. As we started up the staircase, Miles turned to us and made clear what he expected of us. "I'm the line leader!" he said, demanding that we follow behind him. Then, as an afterthought, "And DON'T touch my … Continue reading Year 4, Day 282 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 4, 2021February 25, 2022 1 Minute

Year 4, Day 281

Now that Miles is old enough to vaguely discern the passage of time and recognize numbers, we decided to introduce him to Advent Calendars this holiday season. He had plenty of fun just hunting for the appropriate number, but once he found out there was candy inside? He squealed in a way I've never heard … Continue reading Year 4, Day 281 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 3, 2021February 25, 2022 1 Minute

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