Miles sucks. All the time. On everything. His days of sticking to nipples are over. While he hasn't exactly mastered nor found a fondness for pacifiers yet, he does enjoy sucking on just about anything else, including shoulders, fingers, clothing, straps in his car seat, his own hand and, as we discovered today, somehow even … Continue reading Day 37
Author: Brian Martin
Day 36
Most mornings, I exit the bathroom and breeze past Miles's bassinet, lingering for just a moment to look down at him while he's sleeping. But this today he woke up while I was in the shower, and it changed the entire dynamic of my morning. Yes, I predictably got out of the house a little … Continue reading Day 36
Day 35: Baby’s First Easter
It's Easter Sunday, and I didn't want to waste any time filling Miles in on the story behind the holiday. This morning I woke up, rolled over, and immediately told the tale: "Today is Easter, son. It's the day that we pay tribute to a man who died for us and discovered America. He died … Continue reading Day 35: Baby’s First Easter
Day 34
Separated at birth?
Day 33
Well, it was only a matter of time I guess, given the minefield of baldness in both Jaclyn's family and my own, but Miles has started losing his lustrous starter hair. I can still remember the doctor's voice as Miles was emerging on that first day. "I see a lot of hair!" she said, filling … Continue reading Day 33
Day 32
What's the normal growth rate for a human child? Because Miles is getting SWOLE. Okay, maybe he's just starting to spread out more, like the baby version of that technique we all used (don't pretend you didn't!) to make it LOOK like we had eaten most of our vegetables when were were actually just making … Continue reading Day 32
Day 31: The Shit-Storm
It is with the deepest regret and shame that I confess to having missed Miles's most incredible poop thus far. I was afraid that being at work would mean missing out on significant milestones, and today marked the first time this fear was made truly manifest. I only barely missed it, arriving home just minutes … Continue reading Day 31: The Shit-Storm
Day 30: A Sort-of Review of Mister Miracle #7
I read the latest issue of DC's Mister Miracle series tonight, and it hit me like a freight train traveling via Boom Tube. I won't spend time getting into the character's background, but Scott Free is the world's greatest escape artist, raised in the hellish pits of Apokalips, who later took up the mantle of … Continue reading Day 30: A Sort-of Review of Mister Miracle #7
Day 29
So here's a disturbing thing that happened tonight. We're eating dinner, and naturally Miles got fussy, so Jaclyn took a break and started feeding him at the table. After a moment, she looks up at me. "Are you curious to know what this tastes like or no?" she said, while feeding Miles fluid from her … Continue reading Day 29
Day 28
Miles was a little fussy this morning, and I was feeding him while Jaclyn worked out. I fed him a bit, he'd get fussy again. Feed him, fussy. He finally quieted down for the most part, and I put him down so I could have a cup of coffee. He started whimpering again when Jaclyn … Continue reading Day 28
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 