Jaclyn is out of town for the next couple of days, and a half-day for Miles meant I got to spend my afternoon experiencing how Jaclyn does her job on the days he’s at home (or more accurately, ATTEMPTS to do her job). For instance, here is Miles physically holding me by the neck and forcing me to watch something on his tablet while I try to compose ONE FREAKING EMAIL.

I’ll admit, I’ve had a “How hard can it be to just turn the TV on for him and have him watch a few hours of PAW Patrol?” attitude about this when Jaclyn has complained about just how impossible it is to work with Miles in the house. She’ll never again hear such flippant words from me.