Miles has clearly had enough of me and Jaclyn having nights out. Tonight, when prepping Miles for another night where I’m off hosting trivia, Jaclyn asked, “Are we going to have Miles and Mommy night?”
“No!” he countered. “We’re going to have Daddy and Mommy night!”
“Daddy and Mommy night?” Jaclyn asked, pondering the obvious. “What about you?”
Miles made his intentions clear. “Daddy and Mommy are staying home and I’M going out!”
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 