Jaclyn picked up some new running shoes today, and Miles wasted no time removing them from their box and putting the shoes where they belong.
He then brought the empty box to the back door (for transportation to the recycling bin) and carried the paper from inside the box (which it later seemed was his ACTUAL motivation for emptying the box to begin with) around with him for the rest of the evening.
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 