Check out this reverse psychology B.S. my kid pulled today:
He goes to daycare and starts talking about how he’s got a “Star Wars cake” at home (he does not). Eventually, that turns into “cupcakes.” He’s got “cupcakes” at home. Chocolate ones. He talks about this enough during the day that, when Jaclyn picks him up, his teacher tells him to “enjoy his cupcakes.”
So what does Jaclyn do? She buys him cupcakes on the way home. After all, his teacher said he was getting cupcakes. And now his lie has become a reality.
THIS CHILD IS ONLY TWO YEARS OLD. What kind of hustle is he going to be running when he’s five?
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