MILES HAS BREACHED THE WALL. REPEAT, MILES HAS BREACHED THE WALL.
Miles casts some serious side-eye for a kid with food all over his face.
My fellow Americans, I come to you with huge news. We have secured the $5.7 billion -- I mean the $57 needed to fully finance the wall. Now, it's not concrete and it's not steel slats, but it is made out of high-quality plastic. Extending nearly two feet high, it will completely stop the theft … Continue reading Day 318