10 minutes, by the numbers: Two doses of medicine Four diapers Two poops Two pees One wardrobe change
Tag: poop
Day 12: A Beginner’s Guide to Baby Poop
Let's talk poop, people. This morning, Miles unleashed a mighty storm of mustard-colored excrement that it oozed and creeped its way on to most every piece of cloth in a three-foot radius. Judging from the magnitude of the poop in relation to the size of Miles's body, it is my estimation that the baby is … Continue reading Day 12: A Beginner’s Guide to Baby Poop
Day Eight
The unbound Diaper Genie™️ bag lay coiled on the floor like the monstrous component of some Lovecraftian dark god, its cyan appendage packed densely with the primal, mustard-like waste of my son's bowels. Clearly, Jaclyn had not known when to widening the receptacle's expanse...when enough would in fact be enough. Now, its tendril threatened to overwhelm the bathroom, … Continue reading Day Eight
Day Seven
It took a few days to get primed, but OH MAN. This morning, Miles erupted in a series of poos the color of which could best be described as "tangy barbeque." It was honestly breathtaking to wake up to. Jaclyn said she could smell it from the living room, but I was sleeping right next … Continue reading Day Seven
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 