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Year 2, Day 238

I was in the living room when I heard Jaclyn call out, "Miles! No!" Darting for the bedroom (technically, I was supposed to be watching him), I feared the worst. I knew he couldn't have hurt himself (HE wasn't crying, after all), but Jaclyn's response had been too forceful for Miles to have just barged … Continue reading Year 2, Day 238 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment October 21, 2019October 23, 2019 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 224

The real challenge isn't putting the puzzle together, but locating all of the pieces Miles leaves in random places around the house.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment October 7, 2019October 8, 2019 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 221

Dinnertime at the Martin's house, in a GIF. Guess who I am in this metaphor?

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment October 4, 2019October 7, 2019 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 220

Miles CANNOT make it through ONE meal without blanketing the floor in food. On a note that I'm SURE is TOTALLY unrelated, he really loves Cookie Monster.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment October 3, 2019October 4, 2019 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 109

DAYCARE: "We put some crackers in Miles's bag." ME: "Sounds good!" ALSO ME: Promptly forgets about the crackers.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment June 14, 2019June 17, 2019 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 106

Miles has certainly upped the "mess factor" of his day-to-day life, taking visible enjoyment from dumping food and beverage on the floor at this point. The silver lining? He's also developed an affinity for cleaning up his own messes.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment June 11, 2019June 13, 2019 1 Minute

Year 2, Day 93

How much does Miles love cottage cheese? Like Pooh Bear loves honey, that's how much.    

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment May 29, 2019May 31, 2019 1 Minute

Day 345

Tragedy struck this morning, as Miles clawed his way over to my coffee mug and managed to tip it over just as we were getting ready to walk out the door. Fortunately, all of the liquid spilled away from him as the mug went spinning across the floor, and Jaclyn and I worked in concert … Continue reading Day 345 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment February 6, 2019February 6, 2019 1 Minute

Day 152

We've got a drive ahead of us tonight and we wanted to make sure Miles was good and full for the journey. Miles...well, he loves eating just as much as clowning around. At least we weren't in a hurry!

Brian Martin Uncategorized 1 Comment July 28, 2018July 31, 2018 1 Minute

Day 93

And now, an anecdote from Jaclyn:

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment May 30, 2018May 30, 2018 1 Minute

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