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Day 306

Recreating an infamous scene from Star Wars: The Force Awakens using his new Han Solo Tsum-Tsum.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 29, 2018December 31, 2018 1 Minute

Day 305

He may not be remotely close to walking yet, but Miles's fine motor skills are continuing to develop at a rate that is pretty amazing to witness. Within the past few days, he has started using his hands to pick up food and put it in his mouth. Not only has he gotten pretty good … Continue reading Day 305 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized 1 Comment December 28, 2018December 27, 2018 1 Minute

Day 304: Christmas in Review

As loathe as I am to put words in my son's mouth, it would appear by any relevant measure that Miles's first Christmas was a rousing success. While he appeared, at times, overwhelmed, the hours upon hours spent receiving gifts and tributes ultimately led to his well-earned acceptance of his extended family members.   He … Continue reading Day 304: Christmas in Review →

Brian Martin Uncategorized 1 Comment December 27, 2018December 26, 2018 1 Minute

Day 303: Baby’s First Christmas!

It's hard to believe that Miles is 1) ten months old and 2) has arrived at his first Christmas! Happy holidays to you all, and may Christmas bring you the joy a young boy feels when he's trying to eat wrapping paper.

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 26, 2018December 24, 2018 1 Minute

Day 302

This weekend has been a whirlwind precursor to Miles's First Christmas™, filled with friends, family, and presents (and, on one case, notarized documents). Miles's grandmother continued her attempts to curry the young boy's favor. He opened some gifts from Audrey. Miles was inspired by his new book to become a Boss Baby himself, then promptly … Continue reading Day 302 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 25, 2018January 7, 2019 1 Minute

Day 301: Poop Update 9!

Our drive home for the holidays was rocked by an emergency pit stop that involved changing a diaper in the back room of a convenience store. The beast that awaited me within this dank cave is described below. 14) The Excavator Get out your mining hat with the little light on top, because this isn't … Continue reading Day 301: Poop Update 9! →

Brian Martin poop, Uncategorized Leave a comment December 24, 2018December 24, 2018 1 Minute

Day 300

Miles spent most of his 300th day of existence in a car headed to Myrtle Beach for Christmas. It wasn't a terribly exciting drive (save for one event which I'll likely cover tomorrow), so instead of going into detail about how he slept most of the time, here's a highlight video of Miles playing with … Continue reading Day 300 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 23, 2018June 3, 2019 1 Minute

Day 299

The degree to which Miles has been challenging on any given week (especially during the night) directly correlates to just how long it's been since my last shave. "Is Brian trying to grow a beard again? (Because he should really stop.)" is pretty much the new standard length. NOTE: I cannot grow a beard. Like, … Continue reading Day 299 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 22, 2018December 21, 2018 1 Minute

Day 298

PREVIOUSLY IN PATERNITY PERILS: The car got stolen, along with all of Miles's most essential day-to-day items. This morning, our friend Carole insisted on stopping by extremely early in the morning (I was forced to declare from the other room that I wasn't wearing pants yet, just to give you an idea of just how early … Continue reading Day 298 →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 21, 2018December 20, 2018 1 Minute

Day 297: Poop Update 8!

There isn't a new poo to add to the ongoing catalogue today, but this is exceedingly worthy of a mention nonetheless -- today Miles's daycare reported that he had a poop of such magnitude that not only did all of his clothes need to be replaced, but their advice was to "just throw the old … Continue reading Day 297: Poop Update 8! →

Brian Martin Uncategorized Leave a comment December 20, 2018December 20, 2018 1 Minute

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