Miles’s BFF Audrey is currently celebrating her birthday in Disney World, but that didn’t stop Miles from demanding to speak with her on the phone so they could talk about our upcoming trip to see her and her parents. I was not present for the conversation, but I understand they discussed Disney World, Easter plans, and, of course, Audrey’s birthday.
“Are you four now?” Miles asked.
“No! I’m still three!” Audrey insisted. “I’m just taller now!”
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 