In what is likely the result of seasonal allergies, I woke up feeling pretty awful this morning. Fortunately, Doctor Miles was available to make a bedside visit.
“You got a boo-boo?” he asked, looking me over to spot any visible wounds.
“Not really,” I clarified. “I just feel sick today.”
He considered this for a moment, “You need to go potty I think,” he finally diagnosed.
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