What fun! In recent weeks, we’ve had a positively DELIGHTFUL new development in Miles’s gradual ascension through childhood! Naturally, it’s something that just fills us to the brim with warmth and happiness!
His latest “thing” is unlocking the front door and just f***ing leaving the house.
Thank God we got a security system installed, because I’ve already had to dart out of the bathroom after hearing the “Front door” alert that Miles is making a break for it.