After I got Miles out of bed this morning, I ducked into the bathroom while he occupied himself in the living room. While I was in there doing by business, one of Miles’s bath toys — a bucket that had been affixed to the bathtub wall with a suction cup — suddenly came loose and tumbled into the basin. As you might imagine, it rattled and clanged pretty loudly as it bounced around the tub.
Miles was able to hear the racket from the next room. “What that, Daddy?” he called. “That your penis?”
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