Day 246

Guys, when the heck did my kid get so huge? Jaclyn took Miles with her to the grocery store yesterday and was gone for maybe two and a half hours, but by the time she got back I swear Miles had grown like a foot. After she placed him on his changing pad, I suddenly saw him for the gargantuan child he’s become. “Good lord!” I cried. “This child is humongous!” I don’t know what kind of free samples she fed that kid at Trader Joe’s, but whatever it was clearly had a profound impact. It’s true what they say — kids really do grow up fast.

“Miles! EATING an issue of Men’s Health is NOT healthy!”

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