Jaclyn and I enjoyed a night out for our seventh anniversary this weekend, and as much as we love and live for Baby Miles, it was a much needed night to ourselves. Of course, we still spent time talking about Miles…
JACLYN: “Obviously I don’t care what happens to him.”
ME: Silence, looking at her incredulously.
JACLYN: “No, that’s not what I meant! I mean I don’t care how he ends up!”
ME: EYES WIDENING.
Jaclyn then clarified, as much as she could, that she was talking about Miles ending up a super-genius. Which, even then… “I don’t care what happens to him”? I’m going to chalk it up to the wine.
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 