10) The Blockbuster This one is different from most of the poos encountered so far, because it's the only one whose arrival can occasionally be predicted. Heralded by a preceding day with no poops of great substance, the Blockbuster is a magnificent spectacle, resulting in a dense layer of poop that encompasses every nook and … Continue reading Day 127: Poop Update 4!
9) The Creeping Terror More than a mere blow-out, the Terror clings and ascends, defying natural laws and flying in the face* of accepted science. The child is sitting upright, and yet the viscous waste has somehow scaled his body, crawling upwards to coat much of his back and, horrifyingly, even his belly. You realize … Continue reading Day 103: Poop Update 3!