I heard Jaclyn pull up after picking Miles up from daycare today and walked over to the door to greet them. As I stood there watching them, unbeknownst to either of them, I overheard the following exchange.
Miles: “I want animal crackers.”
Jaclyn: “Who said you could have animal crackers?”
Miles (contemplating his answer): “…daddy.”
Sneaky little son of a gun.
The Perils (& Pride) of Paternity 